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Saturday, December 21, 2013

Awkward Situations: Because sometimes...you just have to.


I was riding the bus home from work the other day and was sitting in a four seat area. The man across from me was on the phone and for about five minutes he was talking very excitedly about something. He kept saying, perfect, awesome, thanks, wonderful, great, great, great, thank you. Though, it was in German, so it was more like, perfekt, super, danke, wunderbar, super, toll, toll, toll, super, danke, danke, danke.

Obviously, it was something good. On his last "Danke", he hung up the phone. He snorts loudly like a pig, whinnies like a horse, then fist pumps...twice, "Ja! Ja!"

What my face probably looked like.


I...for a second I thought, did he just snort like a pig and whinny like a horse? I almost lost it. I looked at the girl sitting next to him who was looking away and smiling. She'd heard it too. For the rest of the trip I had to bury my face in my scarf not to laugh out loud, and I don't mean the internet, lol, I mean, literally, laugh out loud.





I hope there comes a day when we're all so excited we snort and whinny and fist pump at the same time.

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