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Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Awkward Situations: There's something behind you


I was at the gym the other day, in the lady's locker room, minding my own business while changing after working out. I was standing facing the lockers with my top off. I sensed someone standing behind me. Trying to be the modest American I am, I didn't turn around, I kept changing. I noticed the woman continuing to stand behind me, just staring. It was a little uncomfortable, so also being the passive aggressive person I am, I sort of turned my head back to glance at her and give her a, 'hey, what are you staring at', look. She goes. "hi". I kind of mumbled something and turned back around to continue dressing.

Suddenly and loudly she goes, "Hey"! I turned all the way around. She looked at me and goes, "Oh. Sorry. I thought you were my neighbor who complains all the time." Then she walked away.

Not going to lie. I kind of felt used.

I love that she assumed if I was her angry neighbor that standing behind me and watching me dress was the way to go about having a conversation.

We totally had this VHS

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