Me: What animal are you afraid of?
Student: I don't know, but I'm pretty sure I'd piss on you in a shark tank.
Me: Uh...excuse me?
Student: ...I'd piss on him?
Me: *pointing at the student next to him. Him?
Student: Me?
Me: Myself.
Student: I'd piss on myself.
Me: Still awkward. Without the 'on.'
Student: I'd piss myself.
Me: There ya go. Where did you even learn that expression?
All I know is that's a whole lot of urine.
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