Things that Make Me Giggle: Signs

My students haven't been particularly funny lately and I haven't had an awkward moments, so here are some signs and things from my time in Germany and my travels that I find amusing. Maybe you will, too.

Germans: Very direct

British: More diplomatic

No one wants fire crotch.

                                                                                                     

Man with ax did this

Enemy: Man with ax. He could do this --->

Just in case you thought you could bring out the horse and buggy for this one.

Nothing like death and breakfast.

Grown man in a diaper

Don't worry. I don't exercise unless it's an emergency anyways.

A lot, apparently.

Maybe you can spot this one.

That's safe.

No interracial dog mixing here!

Take that ice cream outside.

Just the name...

Why no helmets?

They can come outta nowhere.

For the longest time it looked like a headless horse. 

Energy from water, the natural way.