Things my students say: I'm just playing squash mom

Here is a short excerpt from a 5 minute presentation a student of mine gave on the game of squash:

...Monks played it with balls to the walls...The important thing is to stroke the balls. You can make it with two people or four people...When one player strokes the balls, the other should try to stroke the balls harder on the wall...Today, it doesn't matter who strokes the balls first, anyone can score...Any questions?

*me with face in hands in the back