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Saturday, September 28, 2013

Awkward Situations: Blood, sweat, and tears, but mostly blood.

As a teacher you work with a lot of paper, and as such the risk of minor yet horrendously painful injuries such as paper cuts can often occur...without you knowing it.

One test day I had to photo copy the tests for my students. It was about a group of six people and they were pretty nice. I was running late that afternoon, so I quickly photo copied the tests, stapled them, and ran upstairs.

They were taking their tests, quietly, when suddenly a student looks up and me and holds his test up. In his very French accents he goes, "Uh, is this blood?" and points to the page. I look, and sure enough, there was a giant blood smear across that page. I quickly thought, where did that come from? I looked down and saw I had paper cut my pointer finger unknowingly and there was dried blood around it. There was also a little blood on my shirt and pants as well. Awkward.

I said, "Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry. Let me copy you a new test." He just shrugged and goes, "No problem. I don't mind blood." Considering the French Revolution I suppose I can imagine a little blood never scared a Frenchman.


Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Travel Stop: Old Saarbrücken

Seeming as my students haven't chosen to be particularly funny recently, let me show you around my town.

Welcome to Saarbrücken!

 It is the capital city of the Saarland, and host to a population of about 177,000 people. Some of these pictures I posted are from the different seasons and some of them I stole from people who are not me. I'll post more on the Saarland itself a little later.

The Saarland is the little blue spot in the left corner. Klein aber fein! 

A little historical background

Saarbrücken literally means 'Saar bridges'. Thanks to Wikipedia and the city website, I discovered the word, saar, comes from the Celtic word sara, meaning streaming water, and from the name the Romans gave the river the runs along the city, saravus.

Schloss Saarbrücken

Now the bridges part, or Brücken, many people assume came about because there are many bridges that cross the river from one part of the city to the other. Very logical. However, there are three alternative theories to this:

1) Historical Saarbrücken was called Sarabrucca. Brucca is believed to be derived from the Celtic word brigga, meaning rock, or hill. Brigga later became Brocken in High German. The castle that is in Saarbrücken is built on a hill called Saarbrocken next to the Saar river.

2) Other people think that the historical name Saarbrucca came from the Old High German word Brucca which means bridge, or apparently, more specifically something called a Corduroy road* which is used in fords. (I had to look all this up.) There is a ford next to the castle by the river which was used to cross the river.

*A Corduroy road is also called a log road which is made by placing sand over logs perpendicular to the road. These kind of roads were used a lot during the Civil War and Sherman's march through the Carolinas.

3) The last theory, which has been rejected now, believes that brucca comes from the Germanic word bruco, meaning swap or marsh.There's an area nearby that was swampy back in the day, but this theory has been rejected because the area was originally settled by the Celts, and not the Germanic people.

Mithras shrine in Saarbrücken
These Celtic people, the Mediomatrici, moved into the area in the last years of BC. However, around the 4th C AD, the Alemanni (Germanic tribe) came in and destroyed the settlements, leaving the area without a permanent settlement for about 100 years.

There's a Mithras shrine that was built during the 3rd C AD that still exists. I don't really have the energy to go into what Mithraism is, but basically it was a mystery religion practiced by the Romans from 1 AD- 4 AD and believed to have been adopted from Persia.



Let's take a closer look around.


First, let's start at the Schloss, or castle. Nowadays, it's not really a castle, but has been renovated and is used more for offices and so on. The first mention of Saarbrücken was in 999 under the name Castellum Saarbrucca. 


In the 17th Century the castle was rebuilt in the Renaissance style, but then in the 18th Century it was renovated by the famous architect Friedrich Joachim Stengel into the Baroque style (left and right).




Since then, it's been destroyed in several wars and rebuilt. The most recent rebuilding was in 1989. And below, you can see what it looks like today. 





Casement under the castle



View of the river from the castle during the Saar Spektakel. The Saar Spektakel is a festival that takes place at the beginning of August and is celebrated with music, stands, and dragon boat races.


People enjoying a drink outside on the square in front of the castle.












Next, we will look at the Staatstheater (state theater) at Tbilisser Platz.

Named for Tbilisi, Georgia which is a twin city of Saarbrücken.

The Staatstheater was first opened in 1938 with a performance of "The Flying Dutchman." It's said that the theater was actually built by Hitler as a gift to the Saarland for its contributions to the war effort, but no one really likes to talk about that now. Many times during festivals, the square in front of it is covered with a stage, and in the winter, with an ice skating rink.

Staatstheater Saarbrücken


Staatstheater in the snowy background

Next we'll move on the the Alte Brücke, or old bridge, next to the Staatstheater that goes across the Saar river and the highway into the area known as Alt Saarbrücken (old Saarbrücken) and the Schloss




The old bridge was originally built by Charles V in 1546 and had  14 arches.

Now only 8 arches remain. It was destroyed during WWII, like everything else, and then rebuilt.
Below you will see the bridge from the top, one decorated and one plain. The church you see in the background is the Schlosskirche, or Castle Church. You basically had to sign a contract in order to take photos inside, so this is all you're going to see. The steeple was built in the 15th Century and in 1743 Stengel, who also redesigned the castle, gave it a Baroque touch. Like much of the city, it was destroyed during WWII, but rebuilt in the 50s.





Probably the most famous church is Saarbrücken is the Ludwigskirche (Ludwig's Church.) According to the Saarbrücken website, it is considered one of the "most stylistically and aesthetically perfect Protestant churches in Germany".  Take that Frauenkirche in Dresden! It is another example of architecture designed by Stengel and was completed in 1775. Though it was totally destroyed during WWII, it was authentically restored.

Ludwigskirche. The heart of Saarbrücken.


Inside of the Ludwigskirche







Area around the Ludwigskirche.










Backside of the Ludwigskirche


Below you will see winter scenes around the Ludwigskirche. On the left you'll see the statues in front of the Ludwig's Square and on the right you will see the church in the background.







The next place we'll take a look at is St Johanner Markt. It's a big open market area with shops and restaurants and little boutiques. I have some pictures from the Christmas market that comes in December.







One thing they do every Christmas is Santa will fly over the Christmas market. There actually is a man up there waving and a chick in a cloud hanging below also waving. Santa flies over and through a loud speaker you hear the story of Christmas. At least that's what I think it is. Usually, I'm tipsy on Glühwein at this point and it's a little hard to understand. It's pretty fun though. I normally turn into a 5 year old when Santa flies over.


This is not my photo, but you can see the market better.


The yellowish building on the corner is a restaurant called Tante Maya. Allegedly, back in the day it used to be a brothel. When people said they were going to St Johanner Markt to "pick up a few things" they probably meant STDs....if you get my drift. Aunt Maya indeed. But now it's a very respectable area.


It's flooded before. You can see the fountain I'm about to tell you about in the background.




The Baroque fountain in St Johanner Markt was designed by none other than, that's right, Stengel in 1759. If you could see everything from above, you would see that the Castle, Ludwig's Church, and this fountain, all designed by Stengel, form a sort of triangle, called the Stengel triangle.



Oh look. I drew you a map of the Stengel triangle. I enjoy visuals.




The last thing I'll show you in this post, because it was constructed according to plans by Stengel in 1761, is the Saarkran, or Saar Crane. It was built as a symbol of the flourishing trade during the time. It was destroyed several times, but was rebuilt in 1991. You can see the Alte Brücke in the background.





So that is what I will leave you with for now. Naturally, there is much more to see in Saarbrücken and there's much more to the history, especially during WWII and how it became a mining town, but that will be for another time.

View of the Castle Church steeple from the river




















Monday, September 16, 2013

Things my students say: Ahoy!

We were talking about superstitions around the world in class and one of my students told me one that she said came from northern Germany. I'm going to write it as I heard it.


Student: If you put fire on a cigarette with a candle, then semen dies.
Me: What? If you light a cigarette with a candle semen dies?
Student: Yes, light a cigarette with a candle and semen dies.
Me: Semen? Really? They believe that?
Student: Yes. My friend is a semen and tells me this.
Me: ......OH.  A seaman. A sailor. A man on a boat.
Student: Yes.
Me: OK. So, if you light a cigarette with a candle, a sailor will die. Got it.


Honestly, I thought for a second it was superstition those romantic candlelight dinners had a second function, not only to seduce, but also to act as a form of birth control. Two for one. Don't worry honey, I brought a candle.



Sunday, September 15, 2013

Things that Make Me Giggle: Signs

My students haven't been particularly funny lately and I haven't had an awkward moments, so here are some signs and things from my time in Germany and my travels that I find amusing. Maybe you will, too.


Germans: Very direct
British: More diplomatic




No one wants fire crotch.
                                                                                                     

Man with ax did this
Enemy: Man with ax. He could do this --->



Just in case you thought you could bring out the horse and buggy for this one.
Nothing like death and breakfast.



Grown man in a diaper



Don't worry. I don't exercise unless it's an emergency anyways.



A lot, apparently.

Maybe you can spot this one.



That's safe.


No interracial dog mixing here!

Take that ice cream outside.




Just the name...


Why no helmets?








They can come outta nowhere.


For the longest time it looked like a headless horse. 




Energy from water, the natural way.